do you ever get such bad cramps that you cant stand and you just
1. heat a towel
2. wrap towel around your belly
3. set towel on fire
4. wait until you’re dead
WAKE UP, BITCH, YOU HAVE CRAMPS.
How about junk food for breakfast?
How’s that back pain? Feeling better? Let’s fix that.
Think I can’t soak a third pair of pants in blood before the end of the day? Challenge accepted.
How much pain reliever are you capable of ingesting in a 24-hour period? Let’s find out.
Got things to do? Don’t care. CRAMPS.
For dinner, you’re eating pizza and pain.
Unders feel constantly wet. Constantly horny.
Breeze blows by. Yell at it.
You totally feel like scrubbing the shit out of everything you own today, right?
if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women